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YOPJ - Your Own Persona Jessica (Meet a Super-Mom)
Meet a SuperMom
If you are a mom or a mom-to-be I'm one of those women you want to know. Not because I know everything you might need to know about parenting, but because I've actually done it and have gotten high marks from friends and family. It's the next best thing to being a know-it-all! My information about real-life could save money, lives, and quality of life. But it's up to you to interpret it all correctly. Bummer!
Sadly, internship is limited to my offspring. If you planned to be born in next two years, I'd be one of the best moms out there for you. But then again, that's just if you are one of my specially natured, artistic kids. I also don't make any claims of being good at raising kids with ODD. But I know enough to say something of use. In fact, although my story is far from finished, there is a lot a new parent could learn from observing my road.
This book will be an action thriller. All names are altered. Only the real players know the extent of the artistic license I took. Everybody in the public reading, just assume this is all histrionics if you want. But my jewels of poetic wisdom will remain, unchanged.
I have ten. I said, TEN children! I did it despite self-righteous, self-appointed teachers, despite a plot to keep me from marrying my Romeo, despite tons of adorable and not so adorable self-sabotage over the years… and I changed tons of diapers! I'm a breastfeeding advocate gone AWOL from breastfeeding my tenth. Oh the lessons, ladies!
I have no idea if you macho men could spare a minute of your precious time reading. There are manly books about scoring you have to make time for. Alpha males could possibly enjoy this very much. Alpha females would also dig this more. You know what? Go check and see if you are one. Take a quiz. If you are a beta, you Beta count your blessings!
If you are a mom or a mom-to-be I'm one of those women you want to know. Not because I know everything you might need to know about parenting, but because I've actually done it and have gotten high marks from friends and family. It's the next best thing to being a know-it-all! My information about real-life could save money, lives, and quality of life. But it's up to you to interpret it all correctly. Bummer!
Sadly, internship is limited to my offspring. If you planned to be born in next two years, I'd be one of the best moms out there for you. But then again, that's just if you are one of my specially natured, artistic kids. I also don't make any claims of being good at raising kids with ODD. But I know enough to say something of use. In fact, although my story is far from finished, there is a lot a new parent could learn from observing my road.
This book will be an action thriller. All names are altered. Only the real players know the extent of the artistic license I took. Everybody in the public reading, just assume this is all histrionics if you want. But my jewels of poetic wisdom will remain, unchanged.
I have ten. I said, TEN children! I did it despite self-righteous, self-appointed teachers, despite a plot to keep me from marrying my Romeo, despite tons of adorable and not so adorable self-sabotage over the years… and I changed tons of diapers! I'm a breastfeeding advocate gone AWOL from breastfeeding my tenth. Oh the lessons, ladies!
I have no idea if you macho men could spare a minute of your precious time reading. There are manly books about scoring you have to make time for. Alpha males could possibly enjoy this very much. Alpha females would also dig this more. You know what? Go check and see if you are one. Take a quiz. If you are a beta, you Beta count your blessings!
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