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[ Bad Raps ] Buggin
Beware critters in my competition
---Enter the Exterminator
agile with explosive maneuvers
terrorizing every termite
blasting you like Thermite
Your teensy tiny bite?
No match for my size 14 shit kickers!
WRANGLE, WRESTLE, ROMP
All you pompous ant picnickers
football running back flea flickers
London cockroach city slickers
scaring British gals into hiking their skirts
and showing off their knickers---
I STOMP you into submission
In my goal oriented mission
to rid the world of pests like you
I go nuclear, bringing the fission!
Published 19th Nov 2019
| Edited 25th Jul 2020
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salvaged from the DUP dump
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19th Nov 2019 2:38am
LOL! When was this?!
* snapping my fingahs ta tha beat *
or should I be grabbing my crotch? It is rap, after all! LOL!
* snapping my fingahs ta tha beat *
or should I be grabbing my crotch? It is rap, after all! LOL!
19th Nov 2019 2:44am
Lmao! It was from the first rap comp I ran! The weird shit you stumble across.
Anonymous
- Edited 18th Jan 2020 5:45pm
19th Nov 2019 2:54am
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19th Nov 2019 3:02am
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19th Nov 2019 7:36pm
19th Nov 2019 9:48pm
*Mic drop, goes back stage and drinks water from a glass bottle cus he classy.
Good stuff Johnny. Gotta love them battle raps.
Not sure if you've ever checked out Epic Rap Battles of History. Those are the best.
Good stuff Johnny. Gotta love them battle raps.
Not sure if you've ever checked out Epic Rap Battles of History. Those are the best.
19th Nov 2019 9:58pm
20th Nov 2019 4:22am
Dear JB,
I’m making raspberry noises and thumping background sounds to this piece. I’m a terrible rapper but I enjoyed this from the DUP archives!! Very fun. H🌷
I’m making raspberry noises and thumping background sounds to this piece. I’m a terrible rapper but I enjoyed this from the DUP archives!! Very fun. H🌷
20th Nov 2019 11:10am
That's okay. I sound much better on paper with no volume to it. Thanks, Honoria!
24th Nov 2019 4:55am
scaring British gals into hiking their skirts
and showing off their knickers
Rude boy's lens, eloquent man's pen = root of Gentleman Rogue dichotomy. You got that trope clearly roped, Johnny.
and showing off their knickers
Rude boy's lens, eloquent man's pen = root of Gentleman Rogue dichotomy. You got that trope clearly roped, Johnny.
24th Nov 2019 11:01am
