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Buggin'

 
I STOMP critters in my competition
Enter the Exterminator
terminator terrorizing every termite
agile with explosive maneuvers
blasting you like Thermite
Your teensy tiny bite?
No match for my size 14 shit kickers!
WRANGLE
WRESTLE
ROMP
All you pompous ant picnickers
football running back flea flickers
London cockroach city slickers
scaring British gals into hiking their skirts
and showing off their knickers
I STOMP you into submission
In my goal oriented mission
to rid the world of pests like you
I go nuclear
bringing the fission!


JohnnyBlaze
Written by JohnnyBlaze
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