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Bad Ass
Bad Ass
You call me in the middle of the night saying that someone breaking in I jump out of bed grab my gun run at the door jump in my car start it trough it in gear punch it leaving strips of rubber marks on the street, run the stop sign at the end of the block made a right turn driving like my ass was on fire.
Past two cops looked back they are not in pursuit look saw I was going 125 mph in my mind the cops won’t be far behind have to move faster push the pedal to the floor it hit passing gear tires were spinning the smoke was thick from them hit the main road speed I do not know odometer was buried at 220 mph.
Like a jet plane was how it felt to me in the seat gripping the wheel tight passing everything in site as they appeared to be standing still blowing my horn as to say get the fuck out of my way I’m in a fucking hurry to save my lady from harm ten more miles I have to go I slow to make a sharp left.
Just about a mile from her home pick, up speed once more to 40mph. three blocks to go then a right to the middle of the block wipe in the driveway through it in park open the door grab my gun and flashlight left the door open walking to the back of the house saw a man at the back door about to enter I yell hey you fucker stop or I will shoot your fucking ass he froze at the doorway drop what in your hand now he hesitates now I repeat he say okay and drops the crowbar.
Step back lie on the ground face down cross your legs hands behind back fingers interlocked if you move I will blow off your fucking head he say who the fuck are you not your concern shoot up looked around to find something to tie him up with saw some thin rope it the a box I had left earlier that day got it and tied his feet and hands hog style making sure he was unable to move put my gun in my waistband.
Called out to my girlfriend it is safe to come down but call the police first she replayed I will do that, she came out shaking all over hug me kiss my cheek do you know him no never seen him before as the police came took him ask who I was told them her boyfriend ask my name gave it and my address to. How tied him up I did sir the officer said is that a weapon I see yes and have a permit for it may I see it sir yes I handed it to him read it sir yes I said this says you Carrie a 45 magnum yes I do with wadcutters.
As the police untied the man he look at me saying you would blow my head off I move yes and I would have sir you said that yes and I meet it he had a crowbar in hand about to enter the house the police officer said that load you Carrie sure would do it.
As they lead him away my girl said thank you lover come and have some coffee then me spent the rest of the night as she comedown and went to sleep in my arms.
By nutbuster
You call me in the middle of the night saying that someone breaking in I jump out of bed grab my gun run at the door jump in my car start it trough it in gear punch it leaving strips of rubber marks on the street, run the stop sign at the end of the block made a right turn driving like my ass was on fire.
Past two cops looked back they are not in pursuit look saw I was going 125 mph in my mind the cops won’t be far behind have to move faster push the pedal to the floor it hit passing gear tires were spinning the smoke was thick from them hit the main road speed I do not know odometer was buried at 220 mph.
Like a jet plane was how it felt to me in the seat gripping the wheel tight passing everything in site as they appeared to be standing still blowing my horn as to say get the fuck out of my way I’m in a fucking hurry to save my lady from harm ten more miles I have to go I slow to make a sharp left.
Just about a mile from her home pick, up speed once more to 40mph. three blocks to go then a right to the middle of the block wipe in the driveway through it in park open the door grab my gun and flashlight left the door open walking to the back of the house saw a man at the back door about to enter I yell hey you fucker stop or I will shoot your fucking ass he froze at the doorway drop what in your hand now he hesitates now I repeat he say okay and drops the crowbar.
Step back lie on the ground face down cross your legs hands behind back fingers interlocked if you move I will blow off your fucking head he say who the fuck are you not your concern shoot up looked around to find something to tie him up with saw some thin rope it the a box I had left earlier that day got it and tied his feet and hands hog style making sure he was unable to move put my gun in my waistband.
Called out to my girlfriend it is safe to come down but call the police first she replayed I will do that, she came out shaking all over hug me kiss my cheek do you know him no never seen him before as the police came took him ask who I was told them her boyfriend ask my name gave it and my address to. How tied him up I did sir the officer said is that a weapon I see yes and have a permit for it may I see it sir yes I handed it to him read it sir yes I said this says you Carrie a 45 magnum yes I do with wadcutters.
As the police untied the man he look at me saying you would blow my head off I move yes and I would have sir you said that yes and I meet it he had a crowbar in hand about to enter the house the police officer said that load you Carrie sure would do it.
As they lead him away my girl said thank you lover come and have some coffee then me spent the rest of the night as she comedown and went to sleep in my arms.
By nutbuster
Published 18th Nov 2019
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