Tree Huggers - - A Scottish Sonnet

Ok! What now! were gonna save the planet
Chatting with trees and a fuckin gannet
Climate change is horse shit theory, junk science
(Poorr) cuts, put it (doon), that modern appliance

Save the whale, the panda and the tiger
Please (dinnae) let those climbers climb the Eiger
Fuckin hippies and their fucked floral scheme
As the cash rolls in, in their pants, they cream

What is the solution to pollution
Can't seek contribution absolution
It's fuckin clear, the trend should be well bucked
If we don't love each other (wur) (awwe) fucked

Man is a parasite causing friction
The earth will earmark them for extinction

Scottish Words (5)

(Poorr) = power
(doon) = down
(dinnae) = don't
(wur) = we are
(awwe) = all
Written by David_Macleod (David Macleod)
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