The Truth Is Too Boring - A Scottish Sonnet

 
I shout, he should stop playing the victim card  
He might be disabled but life's not hard                
He should get off his (erse) not be lazy                    
The kind of man that drives me crazy                    

Forever (greets) about his lot in life                          
Abuse, pain, PTSD, Bipolar and his ex-wife              
Claims being bullied but is it any wonder                
Hope he's (deed) soon like a clap of thunder          

Being a narcissist I never feel guilt                            
Maybe I should start, there's no legs in his kilt        
Maybe I (shouldnae) tell lies about him at all              
If he died, would I feel regret at all                            

Can't help it, I hate him, and others too                    
I'm (sae) glad I'm me I'd hate to be you                    


Scottish words:

Erse = ass
Deed = dead
Sae = so
shouldnae = should not