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I have sir cum

I have sir cum


Just turn 99 and looking for a lay that bring my total to 1999 girls I laid
My 9 inches is a most for them girls it curls their toes
When it blows it covers all the holes

It once took 99 minutes to blow
Now it only 99 seconds then it lets go
What was once 9 ounces now only 9 drops?

Now I get that blue pill
Just to get up the hill
Now there is Jill who gets the thrill

She is 93 dry as hell
Use to be lots of clear lube  
Not have to use Vaseline

She always complains of the oily stains
Dam girl use coconut oil
Once warm I slip’s right in

No fuss no muss you got your thrill
Left my 9 drops what the hell
You say take him to jail


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