Walter's Alter Ego

Oh no! Here we go, waking up Walter’s alter ego,
You shouldn’t’ve asked for his unadulterated graded credo,
He looks mighty fine dressed up to the nines (in a tuxedo)
Now he’s about to spit some witty lines like they’re damn torpedoes.
There are not enough O’s in smooth for this dude to spell out and groove,
When a sleuth of cool verses in truth will soothe and caress you ear,
But Walter’s alter ego as far as we know comes out to free flow,
He’ll slide inside you’ll be quite wide eyed amazed with what you hear.
He’s hot stuff and speaks right off the cuff, you’ll never get enough,
Agitating and titillating with his innuendoes,
So when you hear him speak be ready to catch it all tongue in cheek,
On the lips
On the chin
Who knows?
He may even hit it right on the nose.
But suppose this can be an ambiguous interpretation,
It’s a fixation but Walter’s alter ego likes him some word play,
And no matter which way it’s inferred you've heard he’s a dirty bird,
Like an undercover nerd he will definitely make your day.
He’s full of insinuation, it’s quite the complication,
Dropping hints and leaving fingerprints for the followers to follow,
It’s somewhat absurd the way he can herd in the hordes and scores!
Then whetting appetites so hard for the wallowers to wallow.
So let’s not wake up Walter’s alter ego, that old Latino,
He may pull some moves with lines and rhymes you’ve never seen before,
So takes this as a warning or else you’ll wake up woke in the morning,
Because the bloke will stroke your pscyhe leaving you wanting more.