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The Little Hill
Alfred Kinsey that sexy, sly dog
Philosophers and scholars were all so wrong
I imagine he was quite extensive in his experiments
Dutiful in using tongue and hands on experience
Trying to prove the little hill under the right pressure
Is the source of most female sexual pleasure
Did he find this treasure on the tops of many desks
Or on the lap of some pretty with his hands pinching both breasts
Surely for science...
He lapped up streams of sweet cream
From many a lady in a hazy dream
Compared their orgasms from finger to tongue
Noted the different sounds and how much come runs
Sucking, licking, biting, did he have lots of fun
Getting lost in endless and tasty honeybuns?
Philosophers and scholars were all so wrong
I imagine he was quite extensive in his experiments
Dutiful in using tongue and hands on experience
Trying to prove the little hill under the right pressure
Is the source of most female sexual pleasure
Did he find this treasure on the tops of many desks
Or on the lap of some pretty with his hands pinching both breasts
Surely for science...
He lapped up streams of sweet cream
From many a lady in a hazy dream
Compared their orgasms from finger to tongue
Noted the different sounds and how much come runs
Sucking, licking, biting, did he have lots of fun
Getting lost in endless and tasty honeybuns?
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