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Do as I say and nobody gets hurt
Everybody get down on the floor
hands above your heads.
I wont tell you again
you're grammar is shite.
Don't you fucking move
or I'll cut out a stanza.
You! get down
and shut the fuck up.
I cant understand a word your writing.
You two old bastards
are a right pair of fucking rhymes,
don't make me capitalise your lines.
Now listen up,
everyone empty your pockets,
I want all your poetry
every scrap, note pad
and idea.
Come on shorty that means you as well,
what the fuck is this three line shit?
dig fucking deeper.
hands above your heads.
I wont tell you again
you're grammar is shite.
Don't you fucking move
or I'll cut out a stanza.
You! get down
and shut the fuck up.
I cant understand a word your writing.
You two old bastards
are a right pair of fucking rhymes,
don't make me capitalise your lines.
Now listen up,
everyone empty your pockets,
I want all your poetry
every scrap, note pad
and idea.
Come on shorty that means you as well,
what the fuck is this three line shit?
dig fucking deeper.
Published 3rd Oct 2019
Author's Note
I was queuing in the local bank and my mind started to wonder
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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3rd Oct 2019 5:07pm
Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant! Loved it! Most unique piece of poetry i have read in a very long time!
4th Oct 2019 9:40pm
4th Oct 2019 9:41pm
4th Oct 2019 9:48pm
you've got 5 minutes before I start deleting members oh and send me a helicopter
I'll send you a list of members to delete AND a helicopter if you delete them! :D
4th Oct 2019 9:53pm
Damn this is not going, how I planned it, you can leave and take your poetry with you its too good for me anyway :)
3rd Oct 2019 6:00pm
you had to go there with those your/you're's, dintcha? gave me smiles. and, yes! so original
4th Oct 2019 9:41pm
5th Oct 2019 4:10am
HAHAhahahaa!! Pure awesomeness.
Especially love the last stanza. Guilty as charged. I've gotten lazy lately....
Especially love the last stanza. Guilty as charged. I've gotten lazy lately....
6th Oct 2019 00:06am
Ha ha BT this wasn't aimed at you Id steal your three liners any day of the week
6th Oct 2019 00:34am
