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[ Creepfest ] Pick Up Lines That Never Fail
Excuse me ...
Would you say that this rag smells like chloroform?
Published 30th Sep 2019
| Edited 12th Dec 2019
Author's Note
for the comp "Two Sentence Horror Story" @
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11017
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/11017
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30th Sep 2019 5:01pm
30th Sep 2019 7:03pm
As for
"Would you help me get this sofa in the back of my van?"
That one rarely works.
"Would you help me get this sofa in the back of my van?"
That one rarely works.
30th Sep 2019 5:42pm
30th Sep 2019 7:04pm
30th Sep 2019 5:45pm
30th Sep 2019 7:05pm
Thank you.
Wait, you have something on your lip ...
* dabs it with cloth handkerchief *
Wait, you have something on your lip ...
* dabs it with cloth handkerchief *
30th Sep 2019 9:41pm
Anonymous
- Edited 21st Oct 2019 5:45am
30th Sep 2019 11:29pm
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1st Oct 2019 10:13pm
Anonymous
1st Oct 2019 00:37am
I've tried to get into this competition but I seem to have too many words and not enough distillation
Works perfectly
Works perfectly
1st Oct 2019 10:16pm
Perhaps some mustard gas on your hotdog will keep some of your verbiage in check?
1st Oct 2019 3:56am
Dear P,
Burst out laughing! Not sure why but this makes me want to sing “super creep, super creepy” to Rick James’ “Super Freak”.
Love this. H🌷
Burst out laughing! Not sure why but this makes me want to sing “super creep, super creepy” to Rick James’ “Super Freak”.
Love this. H🌷
1st Oct 2019 10:17pm
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