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A Mushroom Cloud Majik Summer's Day - Dedicated to Daniel

( Critique this fucker on the podcast) LMAO


The mountains majestically
Sweep down dust under the rug
The summer sun sizzles
Like an egg frying in a skillet
Many wildflowers
Examine their lifestyle choices
Sheep gambol in the meadow
Betting on horse racing
A cooling breeze blows
She loves the cock
Deaf ears of corn
Hear every word spoken
Trees their branches bow
Then take a karate lesson
Jumping frogs, frogs croak
The funeral will be on Friday
Ducks quack, quack, quack
Complaining about their doctors
Cows loudly moo "get out the way!"
Well, their horns don't work
First one bee then another bee
Two bees or not two bees
Moss blankets the forest floor
The ground was cold this morning
Rabbits get stuck in a rut
May need a bucket of water
Larks sing the chorus
They’ve forgotten the verses
Owls hunt the field mouse
There can only be one winner
Deer are expensive
They like diamonds too
The magpie sings whilst stealing eggs
Arrested, gets three years in sing sing
Bushes get shaved
It’s more hygienic

Wait! There’s an elephant in the room!
Ah no! I have had too many shrooms
The sky turns yellow
The clouds are purple
A unicorn gets the horn
Rabbits play cards with
Wool less lambs they gamble
Cows make chocolate poos
Horseflies love chocolate
The bull is full of bull
A bear shits in the woods
I always wondered about that
Fairies do the tango
The river water tap dances
The wildebeest plays the piano
Hyenas perform stand-up comedy
The lion does The Times crossword
Blue trees sing Celtic folk songs
The giraffes do a jig
Deer are still expensive
Zombie frogs never croak
A rainbow appears it's black
No pot of gold, just a bucket of shit
The grass is maroon
Shaved bushes now pink

A leprecon wishes me top of the morning
But its late afternoon
He says he's only here for the crack
But I only have shrooms
He snorts diet coke
Well you never see a fat junkie
The wicked witch
Melts: Into my arms
What an oozy mess
The cowardly lion
Seems very nervous
The straw man
Is an invalid argument
The tin man has no heart
He hates everyone
Dorothy wears gingham
Like a table cloth
Tail wagging to-to
Pisses down her leg
I feel aroused

Flying monkeys
Form a rock band
"I'm a believer"
I shot them in the face
Because I am not
The three little pigs live in Fort Knox
The big bad wolf is fucked
Mary had a little lamb by caesarean
And needed lots of stitches
Little Miss Muffet sat on the spider
And rode him like a stolen bike
Goldilocks had group sex with the three bears
That’s what you get if you eat their porridge
Tom Thumbed
Puss in boots to orgasm
Snow white pulled a train
Grumpy was now happy
Pinocchio got in on the Action
Well he did have wood
Jiminy Cricket lost his moral compass
And blew Gepetto

The walrus
Was a garden wall called Rus
The Cheshire cat
Smiled and shat
Humpty Dumpty got smashed
All the kings’ men were drunk too
The old woman that lived in a shoe
Had really smelly feet
Cinderella was a double amputee
The shoe will never fit
Sleeping beauty in a drug-fuelled coma
The not so handsome prince was taking heroin
Santa Clause has a mental breakdown
He never signed up to the sanity clause
Reindeer are also expensive
Rudolph has a red, red nose
Because he's an alcoholic

The owl and the pussycat drown
The king of hearts employed some tarts
The white rabbit is right on time
The mad hatter is now in therapy
Alice is now a low rent prostitute
Put that in your looking glass
Mikey and mini go dogging
Pluto get is on the action
Goofy shoes his cum face
As Mickey tugs his boat
Beauty is the beast
After that car wreck
Gods talking snake
Spoils the Jungle Book
As Baloo eats of the apple
Mogli sex scandal follows
The king of the swinger
Has strange kinks
Baghera says black lives matter
Well he is a black panther
The hypnotic snake helps
Sheer Khan to stop smoking salmon


Hairy Mary is quite contrary
But she’ll do anything for $20
Little boy blue
Cums blowing his horn
The dish ran away on his own
There is no spoon
The little dog laughed at this poem
So I shot him
The cow jumped over the moon
Landed and broke her legs
Now Staring at MacDonald’s
The mouse ran up a clock
Like a seamstress with a sewing machine
Old Mother Hubbard came out of the cupboard
And admitted to being a lesbian
The child catcher is on a register
Don’t think he should be allowed near a school
Tinker bell tinkers with a bell end
Peter pan finally loses his cherry
Captain hook wipes his own ass
And removes piles of haemorrhoids
Georgie Porgie is a fat bastard
No energy for playtime, too much pie

Daffy duck likes to fuck
Jemima has a headache
Bananas split their pyjamas
Farting really loudly
A white ring around their noses
Its cocaine they take overdoses
Well known tranny Wee Willie Winky
Wears something slinky
He’s definitely kinky
Finger fucks with his pinkie
His pinkies' all stinky
His small dick is dinky
He gets it all inky
Writing poetry like this
With his micro cock
In his frilly frock
And his artist’s smock
He’s been known to shock
Cause now he wants a mangina

This poem won’t finish
Until the fat lady sings
I'll put on a dress
And tune my vocal cords
Shall I?

Note to self: Do not mix poetry and liquid morphine
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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Author's Note
This poem was written with the benefit of a Liquid Morphine fog
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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