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Oscar.

Oscar
you told me some things
yes you did
one of the things
that you told me
was about underpants
underpants - well
they should not be too tight
on the testicles
the testicles
you said
need to swing free
it is very important
for the testicles
to swing free
you were very
clear on the matter
outspoken and forthright
in terms of testicular
awareness
in the swinging free
department
madness would be the outcome
of testicular restriction
brutally imposed
by the modern Y - Front underpant design
popularized and contemporaneous
to your own testicular maturity
in the 1960’s
you told me
this design
was created
by bad men
and intended by them
to unbalance humanity
to tip them
and to throw them
into permanent insanity
you made no bones about it
mental illness
you said
was the inevitable outcome
for those men
who in remission of awareness
did not permit
their testicles
to swing free
and to smash around
between their thighs
on a daily basis
in the way
nature designed them to be
for your wisdom
and the ultimate victory
of boxers
in ensuing decades
I thank you
Oscar.
Written by greyblueyellow (anthony andrea)
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