Slip of the Tongue

"Nice to eat you", he told her when he met her,
Pausing for a second as he shook her hand,
She was stunning and impeccably dressed,
The interview might not go according to plan.

"Nice to meat you", she responded with a smile,
(She knew her inflexion and what she meant)
Feeling a warmth trickling all over her body,
But now their subconscious began to vent.

"So tell me a little bit a butt yourself?" she asked,
Interested in him but not trying to make a pass,
"Ass you can see in my resume I studied economics,
Im proud I graduated at the top of my class."

"Impressive, Im a cum loud myself", she added,
Her body beginning to lean forward just a bit,
A tickling sensation now rushed through her,
With an electricity their bodies began to emit.

"This position will be right under me", she said,
"I think youd be perfect in this kind of role",
Inching closer she asked, "when can you start?"
With his heart racing he said: "As soon ass pussible."
Written by wallyroo92
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For the Freudian Slip comp
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