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I Kill Kids At Birthday Parties

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!
LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!
While your parents are drinking,
play with this gun!
A game of Cops & Robbers.
SHOOT AND KILL!
OOPS!! You have a Boo Boo?
Here, take this pill.
Feeling better now?
ALL RIGHTY!! LETS GO!!
But before we play again,
I think you aught to know.
To drink plenty of fluids,
so you wont dehydrate.
I'm not kidding boy,
It's for your own sake.
Here's some Corona
that your dad left behind.
Don't worry son,
he just passed out.
He wont mind.
So drink it all,
to the very last drop.
Now we can play, but this time,
you can be the cop!
POINT AND AIM!!
SHOOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!
ITS JUST A GAME!!
THEY NEVER END!!!
YES!!! YOU'VE WON!!
ALL THE KIDS ARE ON THE GROUND!!
Now help me hide them,
and don't make a sound.
This next game is called
HIDE & SEEK!!!
Don't worry kid,
your friends are just asleep.
Now help me hide them before
the parents wake up.
UH OH! YOUR VOMITING!
Here, spit in this cup.
OK! HERE'S MY VAN!
The girls go in first.
DON'T BE SILLY KID!!
THAT'S JUST KETCHUP ON THEIR SHIRTS!
THANK YOU KID!!! I LOVE YOU TO DEATH!!!
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!
ENJOY YOUR LAST BREATHE!
OH WAIT!!!!!
BEFORE I FORGET!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!
Scalpel_Rape
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