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Beer, Bourbon, Sleep, Tumor, Humor

Had a few Smithwicks the other night
Then I peed all night
 While I enjoyed it in the moment I paid later
Drank some bourbon last night and slept well
Do the math†
Waiting for my wife to go to the bank so I can jerk off†
Will be the first load since my skin cancer tumor removal†
Keeping you in the loop†
Humor is everything†
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