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Girls of the World

I’m forever travellin’ ‘round the world        
I’m a dinkum Aussie rover        
And no matter where on earth I am          
I always get a leg over        
I gallivant across the globe;          
Laying girls from every nation state        
And they're all special in their own way        
Please allow me to elaborate        
German Girls are feisty          
and like to take control        
They’ll get on top in bed          
and cowgirl your steel pole        
They can be very efficient     
some might say obsessed        
And they love to suck your bratwurst        
during Oktoberfest      
French girls are chic        
and filled with horny passion          
they will munch on your baguette        
in the most elegant fashion        
They'll show you the eiffel tower        
and then show you their tits        
Just try not to chunder          
when you see their hairy pits        
English girls are as dirty          
as a chunk of old black coal        
When Big Ben rings his bell        
They’ll gobble your sausage roll        
Then make you a cup of tea        
brewed from the finest leaf        
And Union Jack you off onto        
their horrid, crooked teef          
Mexican girls will dance for you        
wearing next to nada        
Then get down on their knees        
to nibble your enchilada      
They'll turn 'round bending over        
and let you pump their spicy rear        
Just don't drink the water down there        
Lest you will get diarrhea        
American girls love freedom          
and are oh-so patriotic        
With your hotdog in their buns        
things will get steamy and erotic        
They'll raise your Star Spangled Boner        
And then grind and suck and hump        
That's after they've painted your face orange        
and made you role-play Donald Trump        
Canadian girls are so friendly          
They're the nicest ones you’ll meet        
But boy do they enjoy        
sitting on your juicy meat        
They'll pour maple syrup over you        
and soon as you're about to cream        
They’ll turn around, spread their cheeks        
and make you eat out their Poutine        
Japanese girls love to Sake         
on your Salmon Sushi          
Then lift up their sailor skirt        
and let you Mount their Fuji        
When you go ninja on her ass        
I tell ya, it’ll thrill ‘er        
As she feels the orgas-tsunami          
caused by your Huge Godzilla        
Chinese girls are saucy          
talkin' bout that sweet n’ sour        
With them between the silk sheets          
you’ll feel like a world superpower          
Chowing down on your Dim-Sim        
is an act they cant resist        
Just don't let the brainwash you        
into being a communist        
Russian girls mean business        
they don't talk no jive        
They drink vodka like water        
they need it to survive        
They will Soviet your Union          
until you say “Woo Hoo!”        
Just make sure to split before          
they try to marry you        
Italian girls will lay right down        
on a giant pizza        
And cry out “Mamma Mia!”        
As you give 'em your Tower of Pisa        
They like it when you dress up        
like you're in the Roman Army        
And let them suckle on the end        
of your hot salami        
Indian girls like to take it slow        
so I'd advise you not to hurry        
Just wait to dip your poppadom        
into their saffron curry        
They'll hypnotize you with their dot        
that's how they will seduce ya        
before they take ya out the back of the temple        
for a bit of Kama Sutra        
Arab girls really know          
how to make you chase        
By acting all mysterious          
and covering their face        
Take 'em on a magic carpet        
and feed their Camel Toe a finger        
The best bit is you can leave the veil on        
If she turns out to be a minger        
So there you have it lads        
A bit of worldly insight        
Now with all this proven knowledge        
You’ll be sure to do alright        
So travel the world and ball them birds        
Do it now! Don't hesitate          
Or you could always keep living in your Mum’s basement        
and eat Doritos while you Masturbate!        
Written by RexDurkin
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