Jesus Fucking Christ

 “It’s a thought that has crossed many people’s mind  
Unthinkable, because he’s sin free and divine,  
“But I’m here to give you my thought on something  
What if Jesus was straight fucking?  
 
 “To keep the masses occupied, changing water to wine  
He would be somewhere getting on his bump and grind,  
 “Creating a magical barrier of silence so she wouldn’t make a sound  
Then a short prayer over the pussy, before he start to pound,  
 
 “Just like he put spit on eyes to cure the blind  
It worked just as good on pussy when doggystyle from behind,  
 “And the woman who he meet at the well  
Cured her of her bleeding sickness-now ass for him she sell,  
 
 “Thou without sin cast the first stone  
Shit he will be thinking while chased from another woman’s home,  
 “The Lord saying ‘Thou didn’t send thee to Earth for thy shit’  
All over thy land he’s slangeth unholy dick’.  
 
 “Privately raising fine bitches from the dead  
And for resurrection payment it was pussy, head and a warm bed,  
 “Not only for him, but his whole crew  
Twelve mutherfuckin deep they gang-banged pussy until they were through,  
 
 “Any pussy fucked-out and smelled like fish  
With a head nod it tightened right up and the stank he would easily dismiss,  
 “Because he would ride ass like he rode a donkey  
Without grace or mercy until it was creampied and funky,  
 
 “And don’t let me get started about the last supper  
It would be a straight pussy party up in the motherfucker,  
 “Spilling out into the streets causing a city wide riot  
Arrested and butt-naked waiting for judgment by Pontius Pilate,    
 
 “Even dying would not stop his pussy play  
Because he would be back on it on the third day,  
 “Getting it in and Armageddon fucking to the end  
Until, into heaven it was his time to ascend”.