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Karma Chameleon

         
       
I went in a public toilet to do a wee        
There was no one in there that I could see        
       
But as I did my business I got a shock        
‘Cos a cheeky chameleon was staring at my cock        
       
He’d camouflaged himself in the red bricks        
So no one could see he was perving at dicks        
       
It didn't look like he knew I’d caught him        
So I thought to myself “I know what’ll sought him”        
       
And I abruptly changed the aim of my of piss        
Which hit him in the face making him hiss        
       
I yelled “Ha-ha! Serves ya right little fellow!”        
Then he scurried away in a shade of dark yellow                                                         
     
Now I’d never want to harm a reptilian        
But if you fuck with me you’ll get karma chameleon!        
         
         
         
 
RexDurkin
Written by RexDurkin
Published | Edited 12th Sep 2019
Author's Note
This is a non-entry for the '80's Song Title Poem' Comp Hosted by Yours Truly. It's clearly based off the title to that stupid song by Culture Club.
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