Let’s Take a Trip (International Freak-Part I)

 “I’m an international freak that likes kinky shit
I’ll take a bitch to Egypt and fuck her on pyramid bricks,
 “Ending up in the tomb of Alexander the Great
She G-stringed in mummy wraps, watching her fine ass masturbate,

 “Then to Normandy, France giving her my version of D-day
Exploding cum-bombs up in her every which way,
 “And every time there is a changing of the British royal guard
We’ll be somewhere in London grinding freak-nasty hard,

 “Afterwards to Berlin and the Boiler Room
Fucking in rhythm to a techno-bass tone,
 “During a straight hour long Marcell Dettmann DJ session
She’ll feel my deep house, while her pussy is receiving some stretching,

 “Off to Moscow, getting nasty in the Red Square
As we doggystyle berezka and I pull her hair,
 “Catching the Trans-Siberian and sidetracking to the Great Wall
Because up and down the bitch I’ll be having a fucking ball,

 “In Japan I’ll take her for a midnight scary ride
Bouncing on my dick in the Aokigahara-forest of the suicide,
 “Days later shaken and sore arriving in Singapore
We’ll sixty-nine each other down under, until we can’t take no more,  

 “I’m massaging her’s and she’s massaging mine
While we travel the Outback and the Australian coastline,
 “Taking an erotic detour for sex in the Barrier Reef
Laughing at the bubbles made underwater whenever her pussy quif,

 “Through the land of India we get Karma-Sutra to Nepal
And reaching the top of Mt. Everest snow wasn’t the only thing to fall,
 “On the border of Iraq and Iran
Had to get a quickie, because we was spotted by the Taliban,

 “Going to heaven we most definitely will not
Because we sexually sinned at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre-Jesus resting spot,
 “Traveling to the Vatican to repent and confess
But ended up at the Colosseum-eating pussy under her dress.”