stalking counseling

She has had multiple partners.
 
is that why you are leaving DUP?
 
No, I got banned.
 
Tell me how that feels.
 
It feels liberating. I am tired of this place
 
How are you still on the site if you were banned?
 
thats my little secret.
 
so you seem to be fixated on somebody on the site.
 
Yeah, I am stalking her.
 
tell me what that is like.
 
it is painful and rewarding. deep down, I feel she wants me too.
 
wants you to....?
 
She wants me to just get up the courage and make a respectable move.
quit creepiing her out by hacking her mom's footboot password.
 
how did you get her password?
 
her mom was not savvy about computer danger. She had her physical address
on her page.
 
physical?
 
so I took a little trip out to her city, and set up a video cam hidden inside a small boulder.
 
little trip?
 
from my place in Eugene to Savannah.  
 
i might say I am getting some bad vibes?
 
yeah, no , yeah, well, no it isn't that bad, well, the mom left her house, and
it was getting on evening, and she had not returned yet, so I thought I should check on her, well, I went in thru the back gate, and her back door was not locked, so, you see, it  
kind of suggests she was expecting me, so I went in, and well everything was OK,  
so I just thought I would surf the net, to make sure her computer didn't have any viruses, so, yeah, the  page was just already open, so I wrote her, just to say, hi, and I said 'Love mom' at the end.
 
I see.
 
well, her moms car pulls into the driveway, while I am in the house, so now things are starting to get a little freaky for me, you see, I do have a few misdeamenors, and maybe a high crime, but it was time to go, so I head for the back door, and see a shadow, and darn if the old lady was coming in from the back door so'se I exit stage left, down the basement stairs.
 
and darned if she...
 
read my mind, darned if she didn't start creaking down the basement stairs.    Not much place to hide except for this chest freezer, so'se I suck it up and open the lid and hop in.  Hot damm if it aint cold in there.  So what seems like an eternity ticks by, ten minutes, and I crack the lid to peak out and there she is on her sewing machine her back to me, but I can't take it anymore, and as quietly as I can open the lid while she is making a line on her singer, and I get out, and as I carefully close the lid I see a body.
a frozen one I had been on top of.
 
that must have sent some chills thru your...
 
yeah, and I took a closer look at that lady, and boy was she built!  I get behind the chest freezer, fortunatly the sewing machine is whining away, so maybe I dodged a bullet.
 
 
and then?
 
And then, she stops,  slowly scrapes her chair backwards, and walks upstairs. It gave me the creeps though,  her gait, walking back up. My spine bristled, thinking she knew I was down there.
 
So...
 
So I had to act pre-emptively.   I assumed she was getting a weapon of her choice, and would meet me back down there.  


So I hid behind the sewing machine.  There was a number of boxes of clothes piled up.  

Sure enough?

shure enuf, she is coming back down the stairs.  I am not peeking out, this lady has some unknown powers.  but I hear her motionless, when she reaches the cement floor.  I hear her shuffle across the floor to the freezer,
no wait, no she is coming back to her SEWING MACHINE!

Think fast I say, so I put my phone on silent and call her number. In a few seconds I hear her phone ringing by the computer.  whew, quick thinking steve, I say to myself..

steve??

well, uh, yeah, that is my knickname, well now that she is walking up the stairs I can make my escape, I peek out, from under the sewing maching, only to find two legs and a very hairy....

I see.