Copywrite Law

 
No part of this work may be memorized and then read aloud
to a band of parakeets.

No part of this poem may be reproduced unless by poetic sperm donation

No part of this poem may be transcribed unless onto  artists fungi,
on the first and third Wednesdays of the month.

No part of this poem may be understood,
if such an occurrance occurs,
reader shall repeat the phrase,
" Ozone Bloggers have big Snoggers",
until the gist of the poem is forgotten.

No part of this poem is permitted to be recited to any audience or crowd, unless the number of people in the audience is a prime number.

No part of this poem may be reproduced without the express and implied
consent of a melodramatic overstuffed cat who hails to the name of Artemis Smoot.

 No part of this work may be memorized and recited at a later date,
unless it is being recited to innocent school children, otherwise
being deprived of poetry.