[2019] Driving Everyone Else Crazy

  
You're a guzzler  
always running on fumes  
in constant need of refueling  
    
never failing to stall outside  
city limits within reasonable  
proximity of a tow truck driver  
or decent mechanic who isn't  
tired of your manic joy riding  
   
It's exhausting as    
fuck, this combustible    
engine you are  
   
Some of us just want to enjoy    
a liesurely drive --- top DOWN  
radio ON, cruise control GO  
   
without your hopeless  
hapless ass waving at everyone    
from the roadside for assistance  
   
all because you ran  
the gas tank empty  
once again  
   
though not above  
siphoning another's