Mile Marker 203

 “Going down I-10 swerving in my suburban
Shit on my mind got me worrying,
 “What for, just pushed my baby mama out the passenger door
And my speedometer reads ninety-four,

 “Somewhere near the exit of Tallahassee
Forevermore that bitch don’t mean shit to me,
 “She had twins, by my bestfriend
That’s why the cheating ho’ is in the highway wind,

 “Looking in my rear view I see her roll in a ditch
Avoiding being semi-hit, lucky ass bitch,
 “I guess I keep going its only 160 miles to Jacksonville
And go to my granny’s house to eat pig feet and chill,

 “Sliding in my CD player Tupac Thug Life
Still tripping I almost made her my wife,
 “West bound state troopers race to an emergency
Hopefully when they get there the bitch is history,

 “What makes me laugh now will make her mama cry later
When she read about her daughter in the morning paper,
 “Or see her on the evening news
So BB King that shit bitch and start singing the blues,

 “Yeah bitch. A moment ago the thrill was gone
So later don’t call my motherfuckin phone,
 “Facebook, IMO or Instagram
Because with much fuck you respect-I don’t give a damn,

 “The shit I just did some will swear I have brain damage
Let me fire up this blunt so I can manage,
 “Throwing that bitch out I spilled my Patron on the floor
I’ll just stop in Lake City at a liquor store,

 “Staring at the sky it’s about twilight
And in a few minutes it will be pure night,
 “Suddenly a helicopter appears in my sight
As state troopers behind me flash their sirens and lights”.