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As an Ad Agency might see me.

No non-attorney spokesman
Not a doctor on TV
I’m void where prohibited
Won’t accept a c.o.d.
 
Mature audiences only
Operators stand by
Tax not included
Restrictions will apply
 
Use only as directed,  
Keep away from heat  
Must be 18 years or older
Rinse, lather and repeat
 
(Clinically tested
My delivery’s discrete).
 
*Your results may vary.
 
                     “b.e.” 2019
 
 
BobbyEdwards
Written by BobbyEdwards (Skeets)
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