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ERECTION
Age cometh not alone
It bringeth much baggage
Things changeth a lot
Even sexual desires doth
In my early teens
My sexual fantasy
Was my French Teacher
In a red pencil skirt
And fishnet stockings
Mounting me on her table and
Riding me into battle
My wet dream fantasy
Was a certain communications officer
On the US Enterprise
In a miniskirt showing off
Stocking tops and red panties
She was always able to beam me up
Always with sticky pyjamas
And heavy breathing
In my early 20's
I discovered Maralin Munroe
Rachel Welch, Doris Day
Sophia Loren and Twiggy
My wank bank was full
Forever making withdrawals
Started losing my sight
And grew one big bicep
Fast forward almost 40 years
Many fantasies have cum and gone
3 in a bed, twins, naughty nurse
Sex in public, sex on a bus
Sex in a church, Madonna,
7 of 9, Beyonce, Lamas,
Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad
Currently, I would settle
For a female
Living or dead
Who can give me an erection
So we are talking about
A female Baptist Pastor
Who by the power of God
Can create miracles to happen
And the healing power to raise the dead
(For the Sexual Fantasies Comp)
Published 28th Jul 2019
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28th Jul 2019 00:47am
2nd Aug 2019 3:47pm
thank you so much It would be funnier if it wasn't autobiographical (LMAO) :-))))
28th Jul 2019 3:31am
sad to hear and a funny read as my english teacher was married that blow me away when i found out
awesome work
awesome work
2nd Aug 2019 3:51pm
teachers were heartbreakers as were dinner ladies, shop keepers, nurses, social workers and church choir singers to name a few (LMAO)
28th Jul 2019 7:31am
2nd Aug 2019 3:54pm
Anonymous
29th Jul 2019 9:17pm
Miracles do happen, or so I'm told! May you find your miracle worker, my friend. Got a big giggle outta me here :-)
Giggling hugs!!!
Giggling hugs!!!
2nd Aug 2019 3:54pm
yeah maybe a Vodoo witch or something similar LOL
(((((((((( Huge Big Hugs )))))))))) :-))))
(((((((((( Huge Big Hugs )))))))))) :-))))
30th Jul 2019 9:49am
I love it when dirty tuns to funny. Masterly done, David!
What a twist.
Delanee.
What a twist.
Delanee.
2nd Aug 2019 3:56pm
I find it hard to write sexy without the funny, not sure why? LOL
thank you :-)))))))))))))
thank you :-)))))))))))))
Anonymous
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2nd Aug 2019 8:10am
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2nd Aug 2019 3:57pm
it's the Scottish spelling! Erm No, that was a lie - it was a typo (LMAO)
3rd Aug 2019 8:46pm
Dear D,
LOL- LOLOLOL!
Your ability to take the human condition and put a humorous spin on it is a gift.
But wait!
What happened to the little “blue pills” in your medicine cupboard? I thought I saw them there the other day! 😉
Hilarious write!
H🌷
LOL- LOLOLOL!
Your ability to take the human condition and put a humorous spin on it is a gift.
But wait!
What happened to the little “blue pills” in your medicine cupboard? I thought I saw them there the other day! 😉
Hilarious write!
H🌷
12th Aug 2019 3:49am
LMAO
Not even the little blue pills would work I think I might need scaffolding :-))))))))))))))))))))
Not even the little blue pills would work I think I might need scaffolding :-))))))))))))))))))))
