Dress

Just a little funny poem I put together

So hot outside, no pants, no t shirt
Just a dress and some shorts,
I'm a little chubby and a whole lotta harry but who really cares.
I guess a lot of people apparently,
It's so hot, I dont care if they stare.
My leg hairs are way beyond stubble and my under pits need brushed.
I'm starting to look, a whole lot like, some kind of hairy beast.
It's so very hot, my dress is barely at my knees, if they stare, I will not care.
It's hot and I am not wearing pants and and a T. Because you will see I will eventually look like I peed.