Scared of girls

 

DEVIL

Runaway, before you fall for her.
Who are you? I’m the Devil on your shoulder.
You know she’s only going to cause you pain.
Are you really ready, to let someone cheat on you again?
And prove to you how worthless you are.


ANGEL

Don’t listen to him.  Who are you?
I’m the Angel on your other shoulder and I’m here to prove,
You’re better than he would let you believe.
You must trust her, for she could make you happy.
You could fall in love; you’re a really good person.
She won’t let you down; she doesn’t want to hurt you.


DEVIL

Shut up Angel!  Are you going to let his heart be broken again?
Are you going to let him, want to kill himself today?
If he lets her in, you know she’s going to fuck him over.


ANGEL

Or she may really like him and want him as her lover.
She may be able to see the love he can give.


DEVIL

Yeah right Angel, who are you trying to kid?
You know he’s just a worthless piece of shit.
You know he’ll never be able to trust this chick.


ANGEL

But he could if he tried and now he’s strong enough to do it.


DEVIL

No he’s not, he’s shit scared.  
Just runaway boy, you piece of shit.
You know you’ll never be good enough for anyone;
You know they’ll all just let you down.


You know you’re too ugly, for her to love you.
You know she only wants to fuck with you
And use you for sex and be disappointed;
When she sees you undressed, she’ll laugh at you kid.
Or maybe throw up and say your bodies disgusting;
Just cover yourself up; you don’t want to make her feel sick.


And don’t think you’re sexy, you never will be.
The only way you’re getting a woman to love you,
Is by paying them money.
Or buying them things, like drugs, drink or golden rings.
You’ll never be able to make anyone happy,
You’ll never make them complete.


ANGEL

Right, that’s it!  Oi Devil, just shut the fuck up!
Now listen to me, this is your chance to find love.
So go up and talk to her; tell her she’s cute.
Think of something interesting to talk about.


Pay her a compliment; offer to buy her a drink.
Just go up and speak to her,
She may be more beautiful within.
She may like you too, she may feel as you do;
She may even be too scared to come over, the same as you.


Are you going to be single, for the rest of your life?
Are you going to keep sighing at the end of each night?
Are you gonna stay depressed,
Because you’re scared of getting hurt?
Or are you gonna grow some fucking balls!
And go speak to her?


DEVIL

Yeah, go up and speak to her; watch her laugh in your face.
Do you really think she wants to be hit on, by some ugly freak?
Yeah, go and embarrass her, in front of her friends.
Hey look, it’s that weird guy.  Hey your stalkers back again.


HER

I’m sorry, but I don’t want a boyfriend;
I’m sorry, but I’m a lesbian.
Come here, say hello to my girlfriend.
Would I go out with you?  No thanks, but can we just be friends?


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