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Nerdy Chicks
don't let 'em fool you
nerdy chicks are some of the
most insatiable creatures on the planet
they love sex..breathe sex...
but they like to move incognito
with that 'girl next door vibe'
walkin right by you
with yoni eggs tucked inside them
feelin sexual as fuck
low key checkin you out while
yo goofy azz steady checkin out
the local thot
what you think really be
going on through their minds while
they're sitting all quiet and unassuming
by themselves at the park
reading those vampire novels?
wanna guess?
ever had a nerdy chick ride you?
notice how when they get deep into it
their face transforms right in front of you like
some CGI special effects type shit
make you feel like y'all re-enacting a
sex scene from Species
i think that's why
some of them wear glasses
they don't want you to
see that dark soul possessing lust
lurkin in their eyes
they try to throw you off
with that Red Riding Hood persona
when the truth is Red only came to the woods
lookin for some good wood
and rumor had it the wolf was packin
they speak all soft and demur
and articulate...smilin and kee-keein
cuz they want you to feel safe
but deep down they know they're gonna
fuck the shit outta you...
suck your dick like it's the last supper then
send your azz home to sleep it off
so don't sleep on them nerdy chicks
cuz they're very gifted when
it comes to handling some penis
and if they really like you
you'll fuck around and end up with
your pic on the back of a milk carton
while laying semi-conscious on a yoga mat
at some non-disclosed location
gettin DNA milked outta you for their
next science experiment
allegedly speaking...
nerdy chicks are some of the
most insatiable creatures on the planet
they love sex..breathe sex...
but they like to move incognito
with that 'girl next door vibe'
walkin right by you
with yoni eggs tucked inside them
feelin sexual as fuck
low key checkin you out while
yo goofy azz steady checkin out
the local thot
what you think really be
going on through their minds while
they're sitting all quiet and unassuming
by themselves at the park
reading those vampire novels?
wanna guess?
ever had a nerdy chick ride you?
notice how when they get deep into it
their face transforms right in front of you like
some CGI special effects type shit
make you feel like y'all re-enacting a
sex scene from Species
i think that's why
some of them wear glasses
they don't want you to
see that dark soul possessing lust
lurkin in their eyes
they try to throw you off
with that Red Riding Hood persona
when the truth is Red only came to the woods
lookin for some good wood
and rumor had it the wolf was packin
they speak all soft and demur
and articulate...smilin and kee-keein
cuz they want you to feel safe
but deep down they know they're gonna
fuck the shit outta you...
suck your dick like it's the last supper then
send your azz home to sleep it off
so don't sleep on them nerdy chicks
cuz they're very gifted when
it comes to handling some penis
and if they really like you
you'll fuck around and end up with
your pic on the back of a milk carton
while laying semi-conscious on a yoga mat
at some non-disclosed location
gettin DNA milked outta you for their
next science experiment
allegedly speaking...
Published 20th Jul 2019
Author's Note
Epilogue...the last thing you recall was the sound of the trinkets on her wrist and how relaxed you felt after she gave you some chamomile tea
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20th Jul 2019 2:56pm
Lmao “science experiment “ huh?? weellll I’d say me up, I’d be a willing volunteer for those ‘nerds’ lol
Anonymous
20th Jul 2019 4:53pm
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20th Jul 2019 6:31pm
21st Jul 2019 11:25am
21st Jul 2019 3:54pm
walkin right by you
with yoni eggs tucked inside them
feelin sexual as fuck
low key checkin you out while
yo goofy azz steady checkin out
the local thot!!
#facts as a nerdy girl. I notice guys go for the arm candy type. I laugh cause EVERYBODY GETS SOME OF THAT CANDY! I like my locs pulled back and comfortable clothes! Let me find out!!! Lol just kidding nice poem
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23rd Jul 2019 8:33pm
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Anonymous
24th Jul 2019 1:19am
Brilliant...Absolutely loved it (quietly puts spectacles in bottom drawer) hugs
28th Jul 2019 2:37am
