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Gotta Love Kids

Conversation with my son this morning .....

Me: Check our that Moon buddy!

Logan: That's big !

Me: The cow jumped over the moon! Ha Hahaha!
That would be one heck of jump right!?

Logan: Cows can't jump so that's not even real.

Me: I know it's just a joke bud.

Logan: So, if I'm a baby cow and Ryder is a baby cow, you are a daddy cow, a bull and mom is mommy cow

Me: Ummmmm.....
Logan, hear me clearly on this one.... If you value your existence and your ability to be able to walk and breathe without any assistance....
Do yourself a favor and don't EVER call mommy, or any female for that matter, a cow....
Ever!!!!

Logan: Why!?!?.....
Wait.....
OOOOOHHHHHHH !!!!
Yeah, youíre right daddy!!

Me: 🤦‍♂️

Gotta love kids!!!!
Ragnar
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Out of the mouths of babes
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