Up yours in the most candid manner!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Don’t take me for the gullible sucker that you think I am –
as I’m most definitely not one! And it does actually
matter to me you endeavouring to palm your
lasciviously conceived and born offspring
upon me, and then quite dishonestly
claiming how much happier, you
think, the two of us will undoubtedly be on my finally,
and delightedly you suppose, becoming a cherished
father. Well, let me immediately and forthrightly
debunk that fantasy theory of yours, as I’m
not for a solitary moment buying your
duplicitous and adulterous charade
of bonhomie malevolently and
heartlessly directed at me.

For you see, borne out of full-blown necessity, and
quite obviously unknown to you, I’ve been most
steadfastly keeping a daily, contemporaneous
and detailed personal diary, in which I’ve
systematically and truthfully recorded the actual times,
and very few in number, when you and I have had
sexual intercourse with each other; so I most
positively do know that it certainly can’t
be me, who is you bastard child’s
presumed biological daddy.

How do I know that outcome with such absolute certainty?
Well, DNA tests aside, I secretly as a counterpoise measure,
on my painful discovery of your incredible hypocrisy,
entrenched adultery and stupefying, cuckolding
dishonesty, sensibly and precisely eighteen
months now, did make the conscious
and judicious decision to have
 a precautionary vasectomy.

© Stanley V. Collymore
13 July 2019.


Author’s Remarks:
Inspired by, written for and naturally dedicated to all the cuckolding tarts globally, and most specifically the plethora of them within and across the United Kingdom. Of course it simply isn’t going to change anything on your heartless part, as you’re much too accustomed in your callous and lascivious behaviour for any such redeeming characteristics to suddenly emerge, assuming of course that there were any such characteristics there of that calibre to start with.

Nevertheless, like they say, it’s nice to be acknowledged. And sure, as Hell, you are by me! For how could I possibly overlook a bunch of delusional, white supremacist, intellectually challenged and hardnosed colonialist fantasists, particularly across the purported western world, who rather routinely let their well-used Fannies do their thinking for them, as their discernibly addled brains are wholly incapable of such onerous tasks? A situation, and most certainly in the case of Britain, that contingent with the number of dim-witted and likeminded bastards that they produce, and at a minimum 10% of whom - and not dissimilar from their mothers - don’t even know who their biological fathers are.

Doesn’t stop them though from ludicrously and pathetically, assiduously and avidly climbing aboard their farcical white supremacist bandwagon though! How more totally asinine can one get I wonder.