[ Forms ] Five Pairs Of Short Shorts

   
Daisy Duked  
   
Cheek to cheek so to speak  
she drunkenly line-danced alone  
before sleeping it off in a booth;  
there was little room at the ins  
left for imagination  
   
   
Beware Of Melvin  
   
It's embarrassing enough  
showering with twenty-nine boys;  
enter Atomic Wedgies up the ass  
in front of thirty girls during  
gym class  
   
   
Commando Training  
   
Briefs are for pussies  
Boxers are for girly men  
No pain, no gain  
Chafing makes you a man  
Do eet! Do eet now!  
   
   
Summer Pants, Summer Not  
   
Maybe I am missing something  
when it comes to knee length shorts ...  
What's the point? I keep asking  
only to arrive at the conclusion  
Maybe I am missing something  
   
   
Birthday Suits  
   
Cuffs frayed and knee caps knot-holed
---denim jeans live our their retirements  
as cut-offs before finally disintegrating    
into nothing, which ironically is something  
---an item of clothing truly lasting a lifetime