Different Positions for Lovers Part 1 of 9

Different Positions for Lovers Part 1 of 9

Ouch! I cried.

That hurts, does it? replied my chiropractor, a concerned look on his face.

Sure does, doc, I...ouch!

There too? Gosh, you've really wrenched your back, son. How'd you do it?

Well, I...you see...my wife wanted to...that is we wanted to try.

You didn't try fucking in the 'wheelbarrow' position did you? He said, cocking one eye. He was, of course, referring quite inelegantly to the position where the lady is supporting herself on her hands while I hold her legs in my hands like the poles of a wheelbarrow and, with great strength and finesse pound her like day-old veal.

As a matter of fact I said weakly, wincing in pain as I tried to get up from the exam table.

Take it slow there buddy he said knowingly. I know how much it hurts. I hate that position – but my bank-book loves it.

And they say watching too many adult movies can't be bad for your health.

If there's one question I've been asked over and over, that is Can you tell me some good sexual positions?

Lovers do get bored with fucking in the same position time and time again, and if there's one aspect of sex that's not overly intuitive, it's positioning yourself or your lover during sex - predominantly intercourse. And its true, adult movies are not the best teachers. First of all, in order to get the best camera angles, the partner's faces usually are not close to each other. Second, and more important, it's not real life, it's a movie. Not that many people I know are fucking their girl leaning on a staircase, both standing, her leg over his shoulder. It looks fantastic, I admit, and is especially easy with his 10-inch cock enabling him to fuck her from another zip code. In real life, though, she'd need a half-hour of yoga stretching and he'd need a back suitable for moving furniture. There are some good standing positions, and we'll get to them later.

Another challenge of positioning is flow. You're in the middle of making love and you decide to switch positions to liven things up – just as she was about to cum. Can you say knee to the groin? If your object was to give her an orgasm (and that's always my object – I'm very results oriented), you've just killed the flow – the lovemaking flow – and have to start back at square one. This does not make you popular.

There are a great many benefits to having a sizable repertoire of different positions, though. First, as I touched on, is the variety factor – not doing the same thing in the same way every time. This helps to keep sex fresh and unpredictable. It's like driving home a different way every time you leave work. You're still going to the same home, but varying the path enables to you see new scenery each day. Then, even your conventional path is nice to return to now and then.

Second, making love in different positions hits her orgasmic centers from different angles. Look, I'm a man and I write from the perspective of a man. When I make love to a woman, I want her to know she's been made love to. I want her to remember me. When she's had a clitoral orgasm because her clit was riding my cock and hitting my pubic bone, and then she has a shuttering, entire body G-spot orgasm because she was on top and I was stuffing her as full as a ten pounds of meat in a five-pound container, then I'm a happy guy. She doesn't mind, either.

Third, and again this is from my perspective but it may be the same for her; I just love to see a lovely, naked female body from different angles. When you're on top, fucking like you've just been plugged in and her breasts are shaking, her mouth wide open with wordless passion...God, that's hot. When you're lying side by side, and you're not sliding in and out as much as you are up and down, your eyes meeting hers and perhaps your lips touching; it's very sensuous and intimate. And doggie style – my favorite – your cock feels like it's sliding down a mile-long tunnel, and you can hold her hips or her shoulders. I just love – absolutely adore – the view of her ass and back, her head hanging down. And if she turns around and looks in my eyes with that smoky, "you like how that feels?" look – I'm just gone. I can cum in her or shoot all over her back and ass. It doesn't get any better.

So there you have it; it's how it looks, how it feels, and how it presents variety. Now let's get to some specifics.

I must say that it is jut not possible to describe every position in one article. There are far too many variations, and many I'm sure I've never heard of and would like to try and my phone number is...just kidding. It is beyond the scope of one person to try and tackle them all. I'd like to go over the most popular and favorite positions, though. And of course I would like to hear yours.

One more thing; positions are sometimes dictated by body types. If he's 6'5" and she's 5'2", it's kind of hard for her to put her legs over his shoulders unless she's double jointed or a yoga instructor. If both lovers are, how can I say this a little large, then missionary can be difficult but doggie style can work just fine. Otherwise, take your pick or try them all. Here we go:

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