The Wise Guy

My date asked me...did i  
ever go to school any
i told her...oh yeah honey i have
been going to school a long time
I've got 2 or 3 Masters degrees
from the schools I've went too
i know a whole lot of other stuff
i have learned here and there
i even know several tricks
i caught on to as time went by
i catch on to things pretty quick
honey you ain't never gonna see
a better educated man than me
you may not think i am wise
i just about know it all