Poems
Spoken Word
Groups
Forums
Competitions
Poets
Toggle navigation
Create Account
Log In
Poems and Stories
Spoken Word Poetry
Groups
Forums
Competitions
Poets and Writers
Search
Help
This website requires Javascript to work properly, please enable Javascript in your web browser settings.
Welcome to Deep Underground Poetry. This website uses cookies.
Continue
Find Out More
Poems
Funny Poems
chew it over ..
deepundergroundpoetry.com
chew it over ..
since you ask,
I found the calamari rather
tough, says the
waiter ..
Written by
dartford
(Paul S...)
Published
23rd Jun 2019
Like This?
Poems by Author
Comment
#funny
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes
5
reading list entries
0
comments
6
reads
342
Commenting Preference:
The author encourages honest critique.
Re. chew it over ..
Layla
23rd Jun 2019 1:11am
That must've been the tip-ping point of the night? ;)
Read poems by Layla
0
Re. chew it over ..
mingomingus
(SamTheSlam)
23rd Jun 2019 4:56am
Tongue in cheek
Read poems by mingomingus
0
Anonymous
- Edited 29th Oct 2021 1:45am
23rd Jun 2019 9:57am
<< post removed >>
Re. chew it over ..
Ely
(E.A.Rothwell)
23rd Jun 2019 8:40pm
Rather like bouncing your jaw on a slice of inner tube, I think...
Which becomes an exercise in futility... still... can't swallow the whole thing. Ely
Read poems by Ely
0
Re. chew it over ..
dkzksaxxas_DanielX
(DadaDoggyDannyKozakSaxfn)
23rd Jun 2019 8:46pm
Nothin like a chaw of squid to brighten one's day.
Read poems by dkzksaxxas_DanielX
1
Re. chew it over ..
badmalthus
(Harry Rout)
23rd Jun 2019 11:39pm
LOL...gotta beat that shit first Paul.
Cheers...Harry
Read poems by badmalthus
0
Latest Forum Discussions
POETRY
For the love of Minimal
Today 7:12am by Grace
(IDryad)
1
...
10
11
12
13
14
COMPETITIONS
One liners
Today 7:11am by Controversity
COMPETITIONS
2024 Official DUP NaPoWriMo Challenge
Today 7:05am by ClovenTongue34
(Nathaniel Peter)
1
...
40
41
42
43
44
SPEAKEASY
Music Thread ~
Today 7:02am by SweetKittyCat5
1
...
106
107
108
109
110
COMPETITIONS
2024 Official DUP Stomp the Prompt Comp
Today 7:00am by ClovenTongue34
(Nathaniel Peter)
1
2
3
4
SPEAKEASY
Predictive text stories
Today 3:34am by brokentitanium
(k.)
1
...
189
190
191
192
193
Online Now
×
Close
Online Now
Poetic_Quill
crimsin
Honoria
Solomon_Song
Controversity
rubyredheart
runaway-mindtrain
Diabolusone
Thetravelingfairy
Liziantus-Marantus
toniscales
wolfatthedoor1966
Wafflenose
Grace
averageJoe69
MidnightSonneteer
ClovenTongue34
Members Online: 17
Close
×
Close
Error
Close