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Young Hipster Boys and Hipster Girls Lay Down – Sonnet Forty-Nine
Young hipster boys and hipster girls lay down
In hipster lines of multicolored funk,
In hipster sweat and steam, in hipster sounds,
In hipster writhe and grind, in hipster spunk.
Do hipsters strip, is naked scrawny hip?
Pubes shaved in ancient symbols irony,
Or Thunderbird tattoo on hipster lips?
Can hipster porn even exist, really?
It’s difficult to think of hipsters hard,
Or hipsters wet and open, spreading wide,
It’s hard to think of hipsters sucking nards,
Or hipsters lapping up a hipster tide.
I’d think that hipsters cum and die alone,
But they must reproduce… maybe by phone?
In hipster lines of multicolored funk,
In hipster sweat and steam, in hipster sounds,
In hipster writhe and grind, in hipster spunk.
Do hipsters strip, is naked scrawny hip?
Pubes shaved in ancient symbols irony,
Or Thunderbird tattoo on hipster lips?
Can hipster porn even exist, really?
It’s difficult to think of hipsters hard,
Or hipsters wet and open, spreading wide,
It’s hard to think of hipsters sucking nards,
Or hipsters lapping up a hipster tide.
I’d think that hipsters cum and die alone,
But they must reproduce… maybe by phone?
Published 20th Jun 2019
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A hipster elegy...
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21st Jun 2019 2:54am
I dunno, apparently there's a "sex recession" among young adults.....
Love your humour, this one made me chuckle!
Love your humour, this one made me chuckle!
21st Jun 2019 9:16am
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21st Jun 2019 10:40am
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Heehee! Oh tomcat, I’m feeling more alert this morning, so reading this ( instead of a cup o’ coffee, or a power bar that threatens my fillings ) has me gaffaw with delight!
I love the whole piece, especially this:
“Do hipsters strip, is naked scrawny hip?
Pubes shaved in ancient symbols irony,
Or Thunderbird tattoo on hipster lips?
Can hipster porn even exist, really?
and the slider:
I’d think that hipsters cum and die alone,
But they must reproduce… maybe by phone?
😂😘😋
I love the whole piece, especially this:
“Do hipsters strip, is naked scrawny hip?
Pubes shaved in ancient symbols irony,
Or Thunderbird tattoo on hipster lips?
Can hipster porn even exist, really?
and the slider:
I’d think that hipsters cum and die alone,
But they must reproduce… maybe by phone?
😂😘😋
