Lemons & Limes
It’s Geoff’s day off, he had some time,
Went to the store to get a lime.
I dunno why he got just one,
To me it sounded kinda dumb.
And had no lemons on his list
Which he had written on his wrist.
Why can’t he buy an extra plum,
A bag o’ grapes where they come from
Or cumquats, they’re so very small,
Don’t blink, you’d never see ‘em all.
With honeydew ya’ don’t need two,
Just one will be enough for you.
The mangos I’m suggesting more.
I happen to be near the store;
So pardon me as I digress,
I need to get some watercress.