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The Bear

Bears are wonderful creatures
they are cute and cuddly
they are normally passive
preferring to lie down and scratch their nuts
stealing the occasional picnic basket
biting off a random wing mirror or two
bears are never evil even polar bears
they are not Hitler, or Stalin or Mao
they don't have an evil bone in their body
but here is some cautionary advice

Poke the bear once
he will lie back to be tickled
poke the bear twice
the bear is patient with you
poke the bear thrice
It becomes an irritant
poke the bear continuously
and he will rip your fucken head off
and shite your redneck attire
playing soccer with your empty head
you have been warned

I am The Bear
Written by David_Macleod (David Macleod)
Author's Note
Everyone at DU can inspire me even the Great Unwashed LMFAO
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