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The Bear
Bears are wonderful creatures
they are cute and cuddly
they are normally passive
preferring to lie down and scratch their nuts
stealing the occasional picnic basket
biting off a random wing mirror or two
bears are never evil even polar bears
they are not Hitler, or Stalin or Mao
they don't have an evil bone in their body
but here is some cautionary advice
Poke the bear once
he will lie back to be tickled
poke the bear twice
the bear is patient with you
poke the bear thrice
It becomes an irritant
poke the bear continuously
and he will rip your fucken head off
and shite your redneck attire
playing soccer with your empty head
you have been warned
I am The Bear
they are cute and cuddly
they are normally passive
preferring to lie down and scratch their nuts
stealing the occasional picnic basket
biting off a random wing mirror or two
bears are never evil even polar bears
they are not Hitler, or Stalin or Mao
they don't have an evil bone in their body
but here is some cautionary advice
Poke the bear once
he will lie back to be tickled
poke the bear twice
the bear is patient with you
poke the bear thrice
It becomes an irritant
poke the bear continuously
and he will rip your fucken head off
and shite your redneck attire
playing soccer with your empty head
you have been warned
I am The Bear
Published 15th Jun 2019
Author's Note
Everyone at DU can inspire me even the Great Unwashed LMFAO
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16th Jun 2019 3:43am
"There are three things a wise man fears: A moonless night, the sea in a storm and the anger of a gentle man." Patrick Rothfuss
16th Jun 2019 5:22am
Anonymous
16th Jun 2019 10:44am
I'd rather hug the bear than poke it. But I'm a hugger...we all know that. Soooo...
Hugs!!!!!! :-)
Hugs!!!!!! :-)
21st Jun 2019 2:45am
and I'd rather be hugged too :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))
thank you, my friend
(((((((((( Huge Kilted mHugs ))))))))))
thank you, my friend
(((((((((( Huge Kilted mHugs ))))))))))
