[2019] Sir Nigel Buttwipe

  
 
In the spirit of  
no holds barred  
nor holding back  
let me give it to you  
truthfully hard
straight up the pipe    
   
You're a hack  
   
And not my type:  
   
pretentiously asshole'd  
forking out the cash  
sold on your own hype  
suffering diaper rash  
   
Take another swipe  
at my literary cache  
if you must insist  
If you dare  
   
I really don't care  
   
Sometimes it's just fun  
listening to a Narcissist  
talk out his derriere