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[ On Poetry ] Of Highly Dysfunctional Poets

       
Agreed;           
we are both handsome guys    
dashing in suits and ties    
It's confusing sometimes    
I must admit    
     
In tweed
when dressed to the Nines    
very often I am mistaken for  
that literary nose thumbing nitwit
Sir Nigel Straightpipe!    
 
notable for using rhetorical rhymes    
in ridiculous typo riddled lengthy tripe    
only good for kitty litter box linings    
     
who nowadays is self employing    
shoddy framing devices to support    
his poorly erected cocksure pinings    
     
over his glory days as a one wonder hit        
sold in bargain bins of Barnes & Noble    
doing little more than sit in his office    
 
spinning a reputation supposedly global    
taking the piss from the latest poet    
too busy writing real poetry to even notice


Written by PsycoticMastermind
Published | Edited 12th Jul 2020
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