Goin' To Walmart

Yes I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Yeah I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
It may be hard to believe, but I’m obese to a certain degree
That’s why I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
 
I went in to buy a pair of jeans from American Eagle
But as I was lookin’ through their stock, there weren’t no clothes for no stocky people
They only got sizes for certain waists, certain styles certain lengths for a certain face
Half-naked men all over the place, I think I’ll move right along
 
Now I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Yes I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Ride Sally Ride! They got a Mickey D’s inside
So I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
 
Honestly clothes shopping to me has always been a pain in my ass
Even when I was skinny, I’d wonder how long will it last
Metabolism caught up with me, drinkin’ beer and smokin’ tea
Now I’m twice the man I use to be plus another 20 lbs
 
That’s why I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Yes I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Please don’t try to judge, for the weight of it won’t budge
So I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
 
Never been too much into crowds, they only get in my whey
But when you weigh as much as I do, there aint no other way
Finally fit ‘to my Family Genes, got buy a brand new pair of jeans
Some will change to fit the ways and means, but some things never change
 
That’s why I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Yes I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
Thanks to the Lord Above, now there’s more of me to love
Damn straight I’m goin’ to Walmart for some fat people clothes
 
09-06-13