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Limericks: No Foul

  
 
I wake up early just to seize the day
I take my friends along to show the way †
On mountaintops weíll shout †
To spread the word about †
A new exciting rhyme thatís here to stay! †
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Itís limíricks safe & sane, happy & clean †
G-rated ďgoodĒ for pets & sans obscene †
Theyíre all the rage this year †
And fortified, I hear †  
Itís all clear from the Towers to the Queen. †
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The Lifers and the Lobbyists all pray, †  
Reciting lines of humor will hold sway; †
To send their message clear †
Without insults to jeer †
As long as words are pasteurized to say. †
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So now in future let us not delay †
In pubs & barbershops let ye make hay †
Without the strain and stress †
Forever may it bless †
I bet it keeps the cavities away! †
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In closing is a final thought from me †
Of Limís newfound respectability †
Youíll always get a laugh †
Just separate the chaff †
To keep the faith will always be the key. †
Jade-Pandora
Written by Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
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Author's Note
Iíve always loved writing lims, thatís why I save them for special occasions.

Towers = Trump
Iíve always loved writing lims, thatís why I save them for special occasions.

Towers = Trump

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