Limericks: No Foul

    
   
I wake up early just to seize the day    
I take my friends along to show the way    
On mountaintops we’ll shout    
To spread the word about    
A new exciting rhyme that’s here to stay!    
   
It’s lim’ricks safe & sane, happy & clean    
G-rated “good” for pets & sans obscene    
They’re all the rage this year    
And fortified, I hear    
It’s all clear from the Towers to the Queen.    
   
The Lifers and the Lobbyists all pray,    
Reciting lines of humor will hold sway;    
To send their message clear    
Without insults to jeer    
As long as words are pasteurized to say.    
   
So now in future let us not delay    
In pubs & barbershops let ye make hay    
Without the strain and stress    
Forever may it bless    
I bet it keeps the cavities away!    
   
In closing is a final thought from me    
Of Lim’s newfound respectability
You’ll always get a laugh
Just separate the chaff
To keep the faith will always be the key.