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Monkey Wrench

A recent conversation with my daughter ( who is a technician )

My kid :
“Pops, I think my tensioner is bad”

Me :
“ Well I know this bad ass monkey wrench who lives over that way.
Bet she can handle it 😜🥴

My kid :
“ Hahahaha probably!
I just gotta confirm it first!
Sounds all cackley when i turn on the ac or when i accelerate. “

Me :
“ So ‘cackley’ is an official technical term? “

My kid :
“ LOL YES!!! “

Me :
“ Ok, so cackley is the official technical term for noisy as fuck with a/c on !
Noted for future reference. “

My kid :
“ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “

My kid :
“ I mean with acceleration too. “

Me :
“ Got it....
Just so I am clear,
‘Cackley’ is the technical term for noisy as fuck, with a/c on, while under acceleration, during a hail storm, between 3:55 and 4:00 pm, with a baby zebra 🦓! "
I shall update my records for future reference and notify AllData, Mitchell and Identafix of your findings.

My kid :
“ Im fuckin cryin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!”

ROTFLMFAO!!!
Luv ya kiddo !!!!
Ragnar
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Freaking luv my kid !!!
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