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Patriots Rap
4th Down
Touchdown
Run and get that first down
Brady at his worst
Is still better than you at your best
Whose won the title more
The pats or The Giants suck ass #4
Title after title
Win after win
Catch the winning pass
Julian Edelman
He’s signed for life
He’ll come and steal your wife
They break all the records
They win every game
Eli wishes he had their fame
Their foolproof plan to win it all
All the other teams continue to fall
Even without Gronk
With his bald head like a monk
We can still win and win
Unlike Jameis Winston
Though we’ve dropped a few
We continue to still push through
With Bill as our leader
They’ll all still eat through a feeder
6 golden rings
Better than when Peyton sings
When the clock strikes down to one
It’s almost a guarantee that we have won
Winning our number 7
Will mean more than the AFC’s 27
Any day of the week
We’ll hit you with that QB sneak
You’ll always be second best
Cause The Pats will never rest
Touchdown
Run and get that first down
Brady at his worst
Is still better than you at your best
Whose won the title more
The pats or The Giants suck ass #4
Title after title
Win after win
Catch the winning pass
Julian Edelman
He’s signed for life
He’ll come and steal your wife
They break all the records
They win every game
Eli wishes he had their fame
Their foolproof plan to win it all
All the other teams continue to fall
Even without Gronk
With his bald head like a monk
We can still win and win
Unlike Jameis Winston
Though we’ve dropped a few
We continue to still push through
With Bill as our leader
They’ll all still eat through a feeder
6 golden rings
Better than when Peyton sings
When the clock strikes down to one
It’s almost a guarantee that we have won
Winning our number 7
Will mean more than the AFC’s 27
Any day of the week
We’ll hit you with that QB sneak
You’ll always be second best
Cause The Pats will never rest
Published 30th May 2019
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31st May 2019 1:25am
It could be argued that this is a good poem. But here is my problem with it. 😡
Once Rogers is healthy, he'll crush Brady's deflated balls. So, Bmpease22, this coming Fall, I challenge you to football rap competition. 🏈
And know, the Green & Gold, will show no mercy. Neither on the grid, nor here in a poetry thread. 😠,
Consider yourself served!!!😤
Once Rogers is healthy, he'll crush Brady's deflated balls. So, Bmpease22, this coming Fall, I challenge you to football rap competition. 🏈
And know, the Green & Gold, will show no mercy. Neither on the grid, nor here in a poetry thread. 😠,
Consider yourself served!!!😤
17th Jun 2019 00:17am
I accept the challenge. I know Green Bay has a hard time keeping up with New England, but they can try
17th Jun 2019 2:16am
