Happy Birthday Tallen!
The echidna is really a nature's, "Fuck you",
Won't fit in no box, no, he'll do what he'll do.
A mammal you say? "Fuck you, I'll lay eggs",
With a penis with four, count them, FOUR fucking heads!
Electromagnetically charged proboscis,
Cute as fuck too, but you can't fucking touch.
Covered in spikes, but a big ball of fun,
His tongue would give Kiss' Gene Simmons a run!
With a soft underbelly of warm fuzzy fuzz,
And adorable eyes, you could just fall in love.
His prickles, though spiky, pose no real danger,
In the class of mammalia you'd rarely find stranger.
He likes termites and larvae, what he digs most are ants,
And their young are called puggles, and they burrow 'neath plants.
There are few things more weird then this nature's enigma,
And my heart now belongs to the sweetest echidna.