BRAINS

Big dumb guys led by their big dumb cocks
Some call it dancing, some like titillation
Cut it smells like musk and sexual frustration
It is a moral compass these folks lack
As the wait in a queue to fuck the quarterback
Give me a woman with brains not brawn
Who will take me up the Amazon
Who will write me love notes
Including wise, famous quotes
Even monkeys can pole dance
Showing off their frilly pants
My attraction, my desires
Is for a mind that always enquires
An intelligent lady, I swoon
Not a barbarous striping baboon
I love poets and writers
Conversational all-nighters
I get hot for the wise
As I swell between the thighs
I want you to be widespread
But you’ll have to be well read
You need serious accreditations
And the highest qualifications
To turn me on, to get me erect
Explain the workings of the internet
Quote Nietzsche and Descartes
Aquinas, Kant and Socrates
Knowledge is power
Your heart I will devour
That is the key to put me inside
As long as you still have a wicked side