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I’m Not a Famous Singer (I Promise)
I’m not a famous singer
but if I was
I would fuck Rihanna’s fine butt
drink with the gangster rappers
party all night till they say it’s time to go
I would head back to the studio
then I would write songs about heartbreak
while pop songs played in the background
only to realize I stole lines from Justin Bieber
Ahhh!!
I have a self-destruct button
and if I was a famous singer
I would hit it like no other
driving a Lambo down the wrong side of the road
all because Adele refused to return my calls
would make a diss track to Blink 182
saying how much their new album sucks
and being grilled on the late shows
over my obvious drug abuse problem
I’m not a famous singer
but if I was
would buy 5 homes
and still pass out in a cheap motel room
right before I puked up on some girl
in the morning the cops would show up
telling me I accidently ran over a pedestrian
I’ll be served with community service
then get help from Matt Damon
he’ll convince me to go to rehab
that’s where I would plot my triumphant return
but if I was
I would fuck Rihanna’s fine butt
drink with the gangster rappers
party all night till they say it’s time to go
I would head back to the studio
then I would write songs about heartbreak
while pop songs played in the background
only to realize I stole lines from Justin Bieber
Ahhh!!
I have a self-destruct button
and if I was a famous singer
I would hit it like no other
driving a Lambo down the wrong side of the road
all because Adele refused to return my calls
would make a diss track to Blink 182
saying how much their new album sucks
and being grilled on the late shows
over my obvious drug abuse problem
I’m not a famous singer
but if I was
would buy 5 homes
and still pass out in a cheap motel room
right before I puked up on some girl
in the morning the cops would show up
telling me I accidently ran over a pedestrian
I’ll be served with community service
then get help from Matt Damon
he’ll convince me to go to rehab
that’s where I would plot my triumphant return
Published 23rd May 2019
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23rd May 2019 6:29am
Oh man... if you were screwing Rihannas sexy arse, I imagine you’d be gorgeous like JL serenading her with — >
https://youtu.be/IqPATbDhrb4
💙🌹🔥
https://youtu.be/IqPATbDhrb4
💙🌹🔥
23rd May 2019 6:41am
I love a lot of Thirty Seconds To Mars earlier music. The Kill is still just mind blowing. And yeah, I look just like him lol. Though I think money makes anyone look sexy. Not that I would know :-/. As for Rihanna…. Let’s go old school with her sexiness hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk
23rd May 2019 1:01pm
Yeah, my favourite track from that 30STM album is... from yesterday — > https://youtu.be/RpG7FzXrNSs
OK. Let’s dance in the rain with Riri... 🎧☔️🎤🌞🎼🤩
OK. Let’s dance in the rain with Riri... 🎧☔️🎤🌞🎼🤩
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23rd May 2019 11:09am
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23rd May 2019 2:06pm
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24th May 2019 3:37pm
Well then...got a giggle out of me this morning. Feisty read first thing in my morning. Big smiles! :-)
