DOG RAP

 
Dogs bark
In the park
Dogs whine
K - 9
Dogs Howl
Guard’s prowl
Ferocious growls
Bloodhound jowls
A dog’s woof
Is a canines proof
Go for a walk
Huskies talk
Doing tricks
Avoiding kicks
Chasing cats
Spits and spats
Walk to heel
Bones conceal
Fetching sticks
Sniffin dicks
track and trail
waging tail
funny mutts
Smellin butts
Can be vicious
Bones delicious
House trained
Carpet unstained
Mangy dog
Dirty Dawg
Old dog licks
New tricks
Dog day afternoon
Garbage bin strewn
Reservoir dugs
Cute wee pugs
Dog bit
Bagging shit
Gives paws
Licks his bawz
Let sleeping lie
With the fire nearby
The dog is loose
Loose aboot this hoose
Farts smell like eggs
Humped legs
If you lay down
Flees abound
Just doggin around
Get down!
Playing dead
Shoes shred
Everything chewed
Everything he could
Fence jumped
Stray pumped
Nothing but a hound dog
A chained up pound dog
Howling when left
Sunday roast theft
Puppies stared at
Hooters glared at
Shaggy dog story
Playground gory
Pit bull’s glory
Tragic story
A dog so shaggy
A bitch called Maggie
Dog tired
This rap inspired
Old faithful
Greyhounds graceful
A Yorkshire terrorist
Terriers the cleverest
Slobbering pooch
Turner and Hooch
Auld Yellaw
A Bitch called Bella
Squat to shit
Taught to sit
Roll over
Cattle Drover
Sit up and beg trick
Not dumb but thick
Lead and collar
A Christian dog collar
Bite the hand
On command
Unconditional love
Inside a furry glove
Canis familiaris
Not coming to call and taking the piss
Mans best friend
Unconditional loyalty to the end