A Middle Class Hero

A middle class hero is something to be.
He's well spoken and well dress'd which suggests
he's better than you, I think you'll agree.

With PC bigotry for all to see,
it's fashion that dictates who he resists -
a middle class hero is something to be.

He takes his place at University
where there is inevitable progress:
he's better than you, I think you'll agree.

He shows piety through false charity;
in times past, he would've paid to be bless'd.
A middle class hero is something to be.

A job is found at daddy's company,
the worker's surplus labour he extracts.
He's better than you, I think you'll agree.

By reason of his class he's your payee,
a raceless apartheid no one protests.
A middle class hero is something to be,
He's better than you, I think you'll agree.