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Thing's i do before i write my erotic poems  

   
Eventually                
I began scratching my anus                  
i start to watch the one sex video that made Paris Hilton famous                  
sometimes i could be so fucking ignoramus                  
                  
I was just scratching my balls and oh well                  
i just blew some gas  i love that smell                  
start watching all the episodes from Baywatch in every dirty stinking hotel                  
                  
reading poems from poets that i fucking hate                  
i love starting beef to hall in fucking Top Water Tackle™ Bait                  
Taking a large dose of a stimulant drug  now i'm losing alot of weight                  
                  
walk my lazy stinking smelly dog                  
i'm so fucking high i could see a naked female through a thick ass fog                  
I will continue eating everything in site  sometimes i feel just like a greedy hog                  
                  
listening to some new slim shady music                
looking at so many half naked sexy women photos                  
i love to read America's most popular magazine--{People magazine}                  
watching over and over the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball music video                  
                  
the crazy things i do before i write my erotic poems                  
                  
when i was young i cry when E.T. die and came back to life                
everybody reads my erotic poems-- not once but twice                  
                  
they wonder why my erotic poems come out the way they do                  
                  
is the crazy fucking things i do and see before i write my erotic poems
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